more complicated than making the 12:00 on my vcr stop blinking

You don't need to just "push" for necessities like testkits, you need to get them. If you are not able to provide the proper supplies for a tank then you should not have fish. Don't start an aquarium until you know youll be able to properly provide for your fish (not just water and a tank).

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I personally like to add more air because i think it makes for a happier fish.